I miss the days of ridiculous commercials where people over-acted to sell-off some spindly crap you don’t need.

At least those that aren’t pharmaceutical with 3/4 of the ad being for how it can jack you up–those come off as more meme-worthy than anything of value.

With that in mind, I went back into my mental Rolodex and dug up this ad from Life Alert and instead, overlayed it with needy Joops who are looking for help from Azzy’s!

Everything is totally taken out of context, yet fills the need as an ad for a Jeep parts manufacturer.